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Today was a good day for little billy harris. I have my days and today was great. I saw this girl with a thong so far up her butt I thought that if she bent over she would have cut her self right in two...

I was so tramatized that I may not sleep well tonight. The Pigons in the park were being chased around buy some german bum and I spent the better half of an hour dropping bread on the ground for the pidgins and would squirt them with water from my water bottle. Not very mature but it was either that or go in the hole… Dane Jackson, Eric Jacksons kid would hide in this really beat up looking Boof gear hoodie”, and on que from the adults” jump up and growl at people when they walked by. I was a sniveling mess I laughed so hard people getting scared for some reason always makes me happy…. . The hole was fabulous today. The more people that show up the better, for the hole that is. The water level was really low and the hole was awful. The hole was so sticky anyone that entered the thing would get throughltled. Jay was quoted in say, “that’s the problem these days people are getting picky and just need to suck it up” I watched #24 and number 25 take the swim today and this little girl named Brooke hold on for beating after beating. It was great.

SWIM COUNT is currently at 25 boaters that have swam from the hole so far. The hole was barron for almost 5 hours today and a total of 12 boaters actually decided to drompin for the ride. Its worlds an noone wants in the hole, Its so funny. The popular drink here is anything with a stiff alcohol content. After the hole riding we do shots to KILL THE BUGS that are in the water or in our stomaches. We all get beat so swallowing water is part and parcel. We busted out the STROH. This awful stuff with 80 alcohol… anyway in order Jay Kincade tested some out, Sean Brabant, and the imfomas Weasel or Jesse Murffy. All tried the STROH and were found wanting.. They like Tiffer, were all smiles before the shot and all crying to there ma ma’s after word.

Tiffany and I went for a walk around Graz yesterday. Brilliant. There is a huge castle on the moutain that looks over the city and evidently Napolian attacked the joint with 12thousand men. There is a bunch of armories to visit and I will give you th tour when I go. There are a couple of shots of the Castle, that hideous thong and some after shots of the Stroh.

Billy harris